Imagine you're standing before a small collection of strange objects on a table. Which would you select?
[[A single platinum coin]]
[[A moldy slice of carrot cake]]
[[A worn drawing of Tony the pyramid architect]]Fascinating... a mind for money, I get it. What would you spend that platinum on if given the chance?
[[A hot date with whoever gets to me first. The people love me and my sexy rotten rags.|A Hot Date]]
[[Air fresheners for my coffin... Trust me, I need the entire platinum.|Air Fresheners]]
[[I don't know, some beef jerky? A slave? How much can you plebes get for a platinum nowadays?|Beef Jerky & Slave]]Mmm, food -- a wise choice, although I'd eat around the mold... Have you always liked food?
[[Absolutely! It always makes me happy when I eat it.|Happy Eater]]
[[I guess? I need it to survive, and I'm sorta hungry at the moment, so...|Food for Survival]]
[[Yes -- the fancier, the better.|Fancy Food]]
[[I mean, I was after the mold more than the cake...|Mold Lover]]Interesting that you've selected this picture here. What about it drew you in?
[[The fact that he's an architect. That sounds like a really cool job! And he seems like a cool guy.|Cool Architect]]
[[The art. Whoever drew this was very talented.|Artsy Architect]]
[[His impossibly stupid face.|Stupid Architect]]... so humility's out of the question, good to know. Where do you usually take those "hot" dates of yours?
[[Back to my place, of course. I like to make them a little celebratory brunch if they survive the traps lining my pyramid maze.|Straight home]]
[[I like to let them choose. My excellence is exemplified in *any* setting.|Let them choose]]
[[Humility, out of the question?? How dare you! I'm a dang saint! Literally!|Priest 1]]That's... appalling just to imagine. I suppose that means you've been pent up for quite a while?
[[Have you SMELLED formaldehyde? It doesn't take long to make a stink. I can see your eyes watering. I'm like liquid under these wrappings.|Thankful]]Interesting. You must have been wrapped away for a long time to not understand the value of a platinum?
[[Oh I understand it, alright -- I just don't care. Whatever that money buys me to get people out of my way, I'll do it.|Hierophant 3]]
[[You people change the value of money all the time! I've lived too many lifetimes to keep track of it all. Besides, it all goes to my stash in the end, anyway.|King 4]]Brazen, bold... thoughtful? Maybe you aren't so bad after all?
[[Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm totally bad. And proud of it, too. You should've seen what I did to Tony the pyramid architect.|Murderer 1]]
[[Thank you! People are always so quick to judge. Plus, I make a MEAN stew out of the previous trap victims. I'm proudly no-waste!|Thankful]]Makes sense, seeing as you're so great at *everything*... But let's be honest here. We both know it's a façade.
[[What..? N-no, that's-- that's not true!|Champion 1]]
[[Uhh, no, I'm awesome, thanks very much.|I'm awesome]]Ah HAH! We knew it! Looks like you revealed yourself early, you fool.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-priest/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Tsk tsk... walked right into our trap. Thanks for making my job easy, pal.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-murderer/
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... Umm... Just casually switching topics then... Favorite fruit?
[[Pomegranate: the fruit of life!|Pomegranate]]
[[Grapes: the fruit of sharing!|Grapes]]
[[Horned Melon: the fruit of deception!|Horned Melon]]
[[Apple: the fruit of tradition!|Apple]]
[[Any fruit but Tony the bastard pyramid architect!|Not Tony]]The fruit of life, how fascinating... Have you always been interested in life? Perhaps also in ways to extend it..?
[[Yes -- I find things like life study, healing, and reincarnation interesting.|Life Fascination]]
[[I've literally tried to die so many times, who the hell keeps preserving my corpse?!|Tried to Die]]
[[I actively seek out methods of taking life *away* from people. Don't get it twisted.|Killer]]What a kind thought! Always thinking of others, are you?
[[I try to, yes. Sometimes I wish I didn't have to share, but it's just who I am, I guess!|Forced Sharing]]
[[Well, sharing is a wonderful way to earn people's trust... just what I need to work up the ladder.|Sharing for Personal Gain]]I'm not sure I'd instinctively describe a horned melon as "deceptive" -- intriguing that you do. Where do you think this fascination with deception stems from?
[[I don't know if it's a fascination with deception, but it's a tool that's necessary in my own life, so I suppose I just relate.|Necessary Deception]]
[[A good deal of my "living" days were spent weedling out deceivers in my midst. It brings me joy to expose them, just as I enjoy exposing the hidden inner fruit of that spiky little melon...|King 6]]Attraction to tradition: very common, and an interesting way to see the apple. What compelled you to choose it?
[[We value tradition very much in my line of work -- well, my former line of work, I suppose... and we're SUPPOSED to value tradition, not that the new guy feels that way...|New Guy]]
[[Tradition means commitment to the way you've always done things... I may not have a choice in doing so, but it's still meaningful to me.|Champion 7]]
[[... I'm not gonna lie, I just like apples|Just Like Apples]]... That literally doesn't even fit the question...
Look, we're searching for ONE MUMMY with a preoccupation for Tony the Pyramid Architect. We brought his name in here for a very, very particular reason. Are we going to be candid here or not? What is your connection to Tony?
[[Alright, sheesh, fine. I'll be honest...|Honesty]]And you thought you were so slick... I see right through you now. Right through the shield you thought would always protect you.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-champion
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Welp, it was worth a shot. Don't worry, I'll still figure you out...
Let's switch gears a little, have some fun. Favorite fruit?
[[Pomegranate: the fruit of life!|Pomegranate]]
[[Grapes: the fruit of sharing!|Grapes]]
[[Horned Melon: the fruit of deception!|Horned Melon]]
[[Apple: the fruit of tradition!|Apple]]
[[Any fruit but Tony the bastard pyramid architect!|Not Tony]]I see. And why is it you feel that way?
[[Isn't life supposed to be precious? It's always been my duty to help others -- or, at least, it was...|Priest 2]]
[[Huh. Now that you mention it, I don't really know. It's like there's this voice in my head that just let's me know what to say, what to believe in...|Praetorian 1]]Is that so? Intriguing, it seems you must have been someone very important in your life, then. Can you tell me what you remember of that time?
[[Gold everywhere, servants everywhere, no dumb interrogators asking me questions -- it was amazing!|King 1]]
[[I wish I could, but it's such a blank slate...|Can't Remember]]Is that so? For what purpose do you want to kill?
[[It's my job, and I'm good at it. Always have been. Although, even in death, that sense of duty seemed to follow me. It's hard to remember ever doing anything else...|Champion 2]]
[[I never WANTED to, but everyone's always in my WAY! It's not my fault that I deserve the best! Just watch me werk. Yaaas queen.|Hierophant 1]]
[[There's just one... one single person this world needed ridding of... and I enjoyed it.|Murderer 2]]Ahh... a being of great power, duty in the afterlife, and confliction... Yes, I know who you are.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-champion
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)... Well, y'know, at least you're honest.
I believe I've heard all I need to hear. I'm afraid your time has come to sashay away...
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-hierophant/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)... and what was their name?
[[... it doesn't matter...]]Let's stop beating around the bush here. We both know why you wanted him dead.
[[Stop, okay?? I'm not going to say a word, I want my lawyer!]]You watched him bumble his way through that architecture presentation, dirty sweat dripping onto those papyrus blueprints as he told you his goals for your pyramid, your precious resting place...
[[No, stop, please--]]And you watched in horror as he revealed to you not a pyramid... but a plain, sqaure building.
[[Please, it hurts--]]And you KNEW you wouldn't have that! Grandiose pyramids for those royal families before you, and a disgraceful rectangle coffin for you?!
[[AUUUUUGHGHHH!!]]You knew what you had to do.
[[...]]...
[[.....]]Are you ready to tell me now?
[[... fine. I did it.]][[And you know what? It felt good to do it. It felt good to watch that bastard Tony's eyes well up with tears as I cornered him? Does he KNOW how much MONEY I was INVESTING in his "expertise"?! In his "vision"?! I wanted a PYRAMID! Not a normal stupid building!! Had he ever looked above the horizon in his whole stupid life?! At all the OTHER pyramids around?? IT'S IN the NAME! You know, you're right -- I choked that monster with his own blueprints. His own dumb, useless blueprints. And I don't regret it. Not even in this rag-ridden half-life. Not for a second... Gods I hate that guy.]]... I think we're done here.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-murderer/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Ahh, I understand now. Unfortunately, you couldn't hide from me long at all, my liege...
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-king/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)That's... strange. All of the creatures we're after should have at least SOME memory of something before their turning. You remember nothing?
[[Not a lick... Nothing I'll tell you about, anyway.|Not giving in]]It's alright, young one. Chances are, that's *exactly* what's happening. I know you, now.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-praetorian/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)But of course you'd feel that way, your holiness. It's only a shame that your piety made you so honest.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-priest/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)How nice! What other things do you find "cool"?
[[Oh, lots of stuff! My wrappings are cool, this weird interrogation room is cool, sacrificing yourself for the greater good to please your master is cool...|Praetorian 2]]
[[I like smart people. You have to be smart to be an architect, and do other jobs like it.|Smarts]]
[[Well, me, but that's obvious. It's fun to support the little people in their cute endeavors, but it's hard to get cooler than me.|Arrogant Coolness]]O-oh. Well, that's very kind of you. Actually, I was the artist for Tony's headshot.
[[Really? You're a very good artist! I'd love to try art sometime, if I ever get permission.|Praetorian 3]]
[[Isn't that something? Leading interrogations, making wonderful art -- you must be very talented in a lot of ways. In fact, I'd love to take you out sometime and learn a bit more about you...|Date Incoming]]
[[You must have seen him a lot to recreate such a close likeness -- how did you know Tony?|You Knew Tony]]... you know, now that you mention it, he does look pretty dumb. I mean, what's with that bowl haircut?
[[Right?! The haircut and that dumb nose and that stupid grin -- I can barely stand the sight of him!|Looks Real Dumb]]Huh. Oddly specific, and (unfortunately for you) very telling. I'm confident in who you are, now.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-praetorian/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Ahh, intelligence is always quite alluring, it's true. Would you say you're an intelligent person?
[[In a sense? I admire people with brain smarts, but I'm much more hands-on.|Hands-on Learner]]
[[I'd hope so. A lot of people depend on that intelligence, otherwise I can't bring them back...|Priest 3]]
[[Uhh, you can't tell? You don't encounter brains like this every day, pal. You're *welcome*.|Cocky Brains]]Ever sure of yourself, of course... but who's to say that arrogance isn't a façade? Tell me the truth.
[[What, you question my honesty?! You are LUCKY we aren't on my turf, or I'd have you thrown in the royal jail posthaste!|King 3]]
[[... you're not wrong. I'm not entirely sure if that's the real me or not. I've put up a face for so long that it's hard to remember...|Champion 4]]Hands-on in what way?
[[Hands-on in a fight-y way. Just look at my weapon selection. I could end you with any one of them!|Champion 3]]
[[Hands-on in a... hands-on way? Like, Im gonna be the one angrily shoving the pieces of IKEA furniture together instead of reading those dumb instructions, you feel me?|Hands-on Vague]]Ahh, ever so selfless in your desire heal. I know who you are now.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-priest/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)You know, you're so right. How rude of me, your highness...
[[Finally, the respect I deserve! At least you know your place.|King 2]]
[[Your Highness? Don't make me laugh. I'd never resign myself to mind-numbing royalty -- my aspirations are far greater.|Hierophant 2]]I do know my place, your highness. And unfortunately, now that you're caught red-handed, I hope you know yours.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-king/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)I admire your bold motivation, but it's a shame your honesty comes at a cost. I know who you are.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-hierophant/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)... I sense we're close to going off the rails here. Let's try something else, something easy. What's your favorite fruit?
[[Pomegranate: the fruit of life!|Pomegranate]]
[[Grapes: the fruit of sharing!|Grapes]]
[[Horned Melon: the fruit of deception!|Horned Melon]]
[[Apple: the fruit of tradition!|Apple]]
[[Any fruit but Tony the bastard pyramid architect!|Not Tony]]... not gonna lie, I don't know how you got into the interrogation room with all of those maces and swords. Good lord, our security sucks here.
But at least it's clear to me now who you are.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-champion
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)And if you have the authority to do *that*, I'm afraid you've already given up your identity. What a shame, how easy it was to trap you.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-king/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Putting up a face, forgetting your true self... if it means anything, that's how almost all of your kind seem to feel. I know you, now.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-champion
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Permission, hmm? Just the kind of clue I was looking for -- I think we're done here.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-praetorian/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Well, let's say we make it out of here and you have the pleasure of doing just that ;) Where do you usually take those hot dates that I'm sure you have plenty of?
[[Back to my place, of course. I like to make them a little celebratory brunch if they survive the traps lining my pyramid maze.|Straight home]]
[[I like to let them choose. My excellence is exemplified in *any* setting.|Let them choose]]Interesting observation. As the investigator at the scene of the murder, I became all too familiar with what Tony looked like.
Now, how do *you* know that this picture is such a close likeness to the victim?
[[He was a friend of mine!|Murderer 4]]
[[... uhh...|Murderer 3]]That's what I thought. Nice try, punk.
Time to see your true identity...
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(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)You and I both know that weirdo had no friends. Nice try, pal. I've heard all I need to hear.
Time to see your true identity...
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(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Exactly. Almost dumb-looking enough to wish him dead, even.
[[YES, exactly--... wait...|Murderer 5]]Can we get security in here? Please let the boss know we've found our killer, and in record time. Thanks for playing, dear.
Time to see your true identity...
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(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Huh. Well that was easy. Thank you for your honesty -- I'm certain I already know who you are.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-hierophant/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)It is a bit annoying, isn't it? However, we aren't all so lucky (or cursed) as to have lived so many lives like you... my liege.
I would've hoped you'd be harder to peg, but oh well. You made it nice and easy.
Time to see your true identity...
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(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)That's wonderful! It's important to find things that make you happy. What other kinds of things make you happy?
[[Oh, lots of stuff. I just sort of go with the flow though, whatever makes other people happy is fine with me.|Go With the Flow]]
[[Hrmmm... Food... Victory... Good soap for blood stains... That's about it.|Good List]]
[[Few things make me happier than bringing that joy to others. Food makes me happy because it's something shared.|Shared Joy]]That's rather odd -- typically your kind doesn't need sustenance to "survive", seeing as you're... predeceased, if you will.
[[Wait... predeceased? Am I dead?!|Praetorian 5]]
[[I mean, just because I'm dead doesn't mean I've stopped loving cake. It could just be a psychological thing, I guess?|Astute Psychology]]Fancy, eh? Rare to find one of your kind with such refined taste. In fact, I know of only one mummy type who might be so interested in upscale dining...
[[What? No, that's impossible! I'm not so easily discovered, you fool. I'd never be so silly as to be identified by my... exquisite culinary opinion...|King is sweating]]... You know, part of me is very aware that I'm talking to a reanimated corpse... and yet that thought is still very, very disgusting. Do you eat the mold, or..?
[[Oh yeah. Red mold, green mold, black mold -- it's delectably squishy.|Start Over]]
[[Oh heavens no -- it's a necessary ingredient in a few salves, and even some prayer rituals!|Prayer Mold]]
[[Most molds can be turned into great poisons, and it never hurts to have more on hand|Mold Poison]]Hmm, is that so? Do you always have such disregard for your own opinions?
[[No? I just like to take other's likes into consideration.|Considerate Opinions]]
[[... I-I mean, I haven't thought about it in a while, but I have my own opinions too...|No Thought for Opinions]]That's... extremely particular. Want to go into any more detail about those blood stains, or..?
[[Oh sure, I don't mind. You see, the blood stains are usually from the arena battles -- or they were, at least. Nowadays I don't get around much, but the battles usually come to me. Gotta hold the fort against all those invaders, y'know.|Champion 5]]
[[Nope.]]So magnanimous! Interesting to hear that coming from a supposed monster... Actually, *very* interesting indeed. I only know of one mummy in particular that would be so kind...
[[W-what? I mean, I'm sure there could be others, or what if I was lying, you know? You don't know me!!|Too kind]]Well that's very thoughtful of you. Let's try something else, something simple to get your opinion. What's your favorite fruit?
[[Pomegranate: the fruit of life!|Pomegranate]]
[[Grapes: the fruit of sharing!|Grapes]]
[[Horned Melon: the fruit of deception!|Horned Melon]]
[[Apple: the fruit of tradition!|Apple]]
[[Any fruit but Tony the bastard pyramid architect!|Not Tony]]Really? What's something you like regardless of what other people say?
[[Umm... I like...]]...
[[I like... liking... what other people like..?|Praetorian 4]]Mhm. I had a feeling. Not gonna lie, I thought this would be more difficult. But I'm confident in who you are now.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-praetorian/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)...
[[......]]....?
[[*sweats nervously*|Sweating]]... I know who you are.
[[Gods dang it.|Priest 4]]Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-priest/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Such unexpected verbosity for your kind. Thankfully, that makes my job easy -- I'm confident in who you are now.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-champion
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)... Right. Cool. Moving on then. Favorite fruit?
[[Pomegranate: the fruit of life!|Pomegranate]]
[[Grapes: the fruit of sharing!|Grapes]]
[[Horned Melon: the fruit of deception!|Horned Melon]]
[[Apple: the fruit of tradition!|Apple]]
[[Any fruit but Tony the bastard pyramid architect!|Not Tony]]Unaware of your own death? What a shame... a common side effect of being under the control of another. Ahh, yes, I know who you are now.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-praetorian/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Extremely astute of you... Excellent. In that case, I've already ruled out a few options for your identity.
Let's move forward with this topic of food, shall we? Do you have a favorite fruit?
[[Pomegranate: the fruit of life!|Pomegranate]]
[[Grapes: the fruit of sharing!|Grapes]]
[[Horned Melon: the fruit of deception!|Horned Melon]]
[[Apple: the fruit of tradition!|Apple]]
[[Any fruit but Tony the bastard pyramid architect!|Not Tony]]Is that so? So you wouldn't mind if I just partake in this nice, juicy filet mignon while we talk?
[[... N-no, by all means...]]Why thank you, how kind! Let me just start by hacking into it with a butter knife to reveal the interior, a nice well-done devoid of pink...
[[Oh by the gods no]]Then I'll just crack open my trust bottle of steak sauce and layer it between the hacked slices of filet like a meaty lasagna...
[[Why are you doing this]]Now just topping that right off with a nice, hefty dollop of instant mashed potatoes -- no butter or salt needed...
[[AHHHHHH STOP! STOP! I GIVE IN, YOU MONSTER!]]Is something wrong?
[[*softly weeping* Please... I'll tell you everything, I don't care if you know who I am... I didn't spend all my years living in luxury to witness this...|King 5]]That's what I thought.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-king/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)... Okay, here's what we're gonna do. I'm going to continue supressing my gag reflex while you return to the metaphorical table and pick a different object, because that is not a path we're going down today.
New choice, go.
[[A single platinum coin]]
[[A worn drawing of Tony the pyramid architect]]Oh, interesting! In fact, one of the mummies we're after would be particularly interested in just that sort of thing...
[[Oh, umm -- well, that's a funny coincidence... I'm sure some other mummies might be interested in it though, right?|Funny Coincidence]]Poison? And what would you need that for?
[[Uhh, LITERALLY anyone. Attackers? Poison 'em. Tomb excavators? Hit 'em with poison. Unruly kids? Dash of poison. It's foolproof.|Hierophant 4]]
[[It's just good to have in your back pocket, you know? Like, for example, maybe someone promised you a service that you paid them to do, and then they came back having wasted your money and not listening to your wishes WHATSOEVER, and now you're stuck watching you're stupid "modernist" rectangular tomb being built amongst all those cool pyramids that your friends got, and now you've just got no other option but to off the guy... you know?|Poison Confession]]... you know, shockingly, I think that staggering lack of empathy tells me everything I need to know about you. I know who you are now... *shudder*
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-hierophant/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)... Do you have something to tell me, buddy?
[[... N-no, it was just an example...|Murderer 6]]Tell that to Tony the dead pyramid architect... You're caught, ya nutcase.
Time to see your true identity...
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(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Nope. Actually, every other mummy we talked to said praying is dumb, and they hate the gods and anyone who worships them.
[[SUCH BLASPHEMY, HOW DARE THEY?!?!]]That's what I thought. Sorry, pastor.
Time to see your true identity...
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(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Oh, is that so? Very arrogant of you to assume you can withstand my questioning. I assure you, my methods are--
[[Magical in nature, I'm aware. That doesn't change the fact that you'll get nothing from me, investigator. You'll fail your persuasion checks until the mummycows come home. I assure you.|Resistant to Persuasion]]... My god, that feeling... You're not a mummy at all, are you?
[[Ahhhh, at last, an astute observation.|Unidentified 1]]... This isn't the last you'll hear from me, creature. Our hunt is far from over, rest assured.
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-unknown/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)You seem strangely detached from your own wants and needs... Do you experience this feeling often?
[[No! I mean... yes? I mean... Umm... Aauauuuuggh hold on let me just ask my master?!|Praetorian 6]]That's got to be the most vindictive reason to share grapes I've ever encountered.
[[Vindictive, or GENIUS?|Hierophant 5]]Finally caught ya... Poor thing. Don't worry, the questions are over now.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-praetorian/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)... Right. Well, I'm feeling confident in which mummy I have here now -- thanks for making it easy for me.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-hierophant/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Someone cursed to lie each day of their undeath? I have a feeling I may know why... we're looking for someone much like you, my champion.
[[C-champion... I haven't heard that title in a long, long time...|Champion 6]]
[[Champion?! Don't make me laugh! I don't lie because I have to, I lie because it's useful, and it's *fun*. I'd never stoop to the level of those battling low-lifes.|Useful Lies]]Well, that's just specific and creepy enough to sound *just* like the royal mummy we're missing! Sorry, pal -- you're ours now.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-king/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)You can rest now, fighter. We'll keep you safe in our book pages until the next DM comes along to awaken you for their homebrew game.
Time to see your true identity...
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(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Is that so? Then it seems you've fallen right into my trap -- especially ironic for one who pride themselves in their cleverness, my deceptive hierophant.
[[... well, hell.|Hierophant 6]]Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-hierophant/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)Seems to have awoken something in you, hmm? Perhaps the coming of this new guy could be what prompted you to awaken once more... Could I be right?
[[... I plead the fifth...|King 7]]Are you certain it's just that simple?
[[Sometimes things aren't as complicated as you make them out to be, investigator. All the same, sometimes things are more complex than you initially think.|More Complex]]At least you're honest in the end. Perhaps that honesty can eventually regain you some of the honor you lost -- if you can manage to avoid the adventurers that're after your head, that is.
Time to see your true identity...
[[Who am I?|https://nordgamesllc.com]]It's alright, no confession needed -- we have all the evidence we need to identify you, my liege.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-king/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)That kind of commitment and honor is rare in your kind... Ahh, I see you now. A tired fighter...
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-champion
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)How do you mean?
[[For example, sometimes you enter into a situation with preconceived notions that taint your results. Perhaps, if someone went into a situation assuming *they* were the smart one, but in reality, they were dealing with a being much more clever than expected.|More Clever]]Are you saying I'm not as smart as I look? Those are wise words coming from a mummy.
[[I'm *saying* you've ruined your own investigation from the start. You're hunting for the mummies you've lost from the book. Have you checked the other pages recently?|Check the book]]... Oh... oh by the gods... where are the other monsters..?
[[Tsk tsk, investigator. Your questions will get you nowhere -- unless, of course, you want to continue pressing me until I reveal my identity in a more dangerous way...|Unidentified 2]]... You may be correct this time, creature. But I assure you, our hunt is far from over. Don't think you've won just yet...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-unknown/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)And?
[[Tony... was my father.|Tony Father]]Wait, what?
[[Ahh, got you! Just kidding. He was my idiot architect, I totally killed him.|Murderer 7]]... *sigh*
We're done here.
Time to see your true identity...
https://nordgamesllc.com/your-identity-is-known-murderer/
(PS: Our poor Marketing Manager has no clue how to code and couldn't make the above URL clickable -- please copy and paste into your browser to see your results, thank you!!)...
[[... okay, fine, whatever, you caught me...|Priest 5]]